late night news

In news today....

US Veep Dick Cheney invaded a site in Iraq after reviewing its satellite images and mistaking it for the site of WMD.
In an unrelated story, Dick Cheney blew up a man's face with a shot-gun mistaking him for a bird.

US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield invited the UN mission to experience first hand, the environment at Guantanamo Bay after he came under fire for some newly published photographs of prisoner abuse.
In an unrelated story, Dick Cheney reiterated that the shooting of his friend was an accident, and invited the journalists making merry on this story, to his ranch for the next hunting expedition and see for themselves that it really was an accident (or not).

US President Bush today defended the bid by an UAE company to take over the operations of major US sea ports and threatened a veto to push the deal amid biparitsan backlash at the deal.
In an unrelated story, Dick Cheney defended gun use and to prove his point, threatened to use his Uzi the next time he goes hunting.

--Well, couldn't help splashing my hands in the ongoing Cheney laundering